Nocturnal Wenchy

I woke up at 6am to find this on my bbm from my son Liam James (15). I hope it amuses you as it did me. 🙂

Participants:
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⌣̊ωεπснƔ⌣̊, Liam

Messages:
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Liam
I can’t sleep
Liam
And so hungry
Liam
Still can’t sleep
Liam
(=| but Still can’t sleep
Liam
1:45 was the first one
Liam
2:05 2nd
Liam
Still can’t sleep
Liam
Still can’t sleep
Liam
Still can’t sleep
Liam
Still can’t sleep
Liam
Up since 6:00 let’s see if I can make it to 24 hours without sleep
Liam
This sucks
Liam
2:00 am this sucks
Liam
And no coffee
Liam
Or food
Liam
I really want to eat
Liam
I love you
Liam
It is quite cold
Liam
Are u cold?
Liam
Wow douglas can really snore
Liam
He just breathed on me I need to go to the doc I’m about to die
Liam
I want to kill douglas he kicked my sore leg
Liam
Now I want to die I need a pain pill:'(
Liam
The hunger is growing stronger
Liam
I need the toilet but to scared to go
Liam
I am sore hungry thirsty. and need the bathroom
Liam
I am depressed
Liam
Angry at people
Liam
Kevins home at ??:?? Da da da dum
Liam
Douglas is farting worse then me
Liam
I wish I could sleep
Liam
04:00 am still awake this really sucks:&
Liam
They don’t even have a bored face or a pouwty face or a I love mommy face :p
Liam
I am really bored
Liam
Just finished motal kombat the movie I got I instead of a book
Liam
I really do love you I wish you eternal happiness and I hope they find a cure for spongylits AND depression
Liam
I think the reason I can not sleep Is because I can’t get the girl I love out of my mind and I feel depressed and douglas is snoring very loudly
Liam
Oh why does wenchy give up wenchy never gives up
Liam
04:30 very very hungry
Liam
04:50 I’m gonna eat my feet
Liam
04:51 I’m gonna eat douglas
Liam
05:55 sang a little bit
Liam
04:55 sang a little bit
Liam
04:59 made clicking noise with my tongue
Liam
Tried to read all that I have written to my dear mother
Liam
Thought about our wonderful holiday
Liam
Looked out side it is darkish
Liam
I’m am thinking about a custard danish
Liam
Listened to music
Liam
05:30 listened to music
Liam
Played fall down for 15 min
Liam
Listened to dragon force
Liam
Then metallica
Liam
Then gregorian
Liam
And then lol:)
⌣̊ωεπснƔ⌣̊: You hilarious
⌣̊ωεπснƔ⌣̊: That was so funny
Liam
Thanks
⌣̊ωεπснƔ⌣̊: Although I am sorry you can’t sleep
Liam
Thanks
⌣̊ωεπснƔ⌣̊: What can I get you to eat?
Liam
Dumplings and chicken
Liam
Please