I was really trying to offer my services perhaps to the cast of Sweeney Todd, when in reality I only forgot to use conditioner …………………………… oops.
Judge Turpin: Oh yes… such practices. The Geishas of Japan, the concubines of Siam, the catamites of Greece, the harlots of India. I have them all here, drawings of them. Everything you’ve ever dreamed of doing with a woman. Would you like to see?
Anthony Hope: I think there’s been some mistake.
Judge Turpin: I think not. You gandered at my ward, Johanna. You gandered at her. YES, sir, you gandered!
Anthony Hope: I meant no harm.
Judge Turpin: Your meaning is immaterial. Mark me! If I see your face again on this street, you’ll rue the day you were born.
Nocturnal Wenchy 
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