Did i tell u my car is Catholic?

Wil and I started off discussing the book “Alice in Wonderland” during which I called him a giant tea pot. 🙂

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Wenchy♥, Wilhelm

Wilhelm:
I l♡ve Alice.

Wenchy♥:
Also me. However, the dear writer was a bit of a touchy feely type with issues that allowed him to write Alice -that wasn’t cool. I did read a book about the disturbed chap.

I must not confuse Alice Cooper with Carol “what’s his touch” who wrote dear Alice.

Trying so hard not to google his name right now.

Wilhelm:
L☺L I have no clue

But while you google it I will be back in a while.

Wenchy♥:
Asshole. You know me too well.

Wilhelm:
LoL 😀 indeed.

You know the jews are a wonderful people.

Wilhelm:
And why is that?

Wenchy♥:
Lewis Carroll – there you have it. The writer of our Alice.

You see the Jews are very proper. They created the wheel.

Wilhelm:
So they say.

Wenchy♥:
Okay I am probably just talking crap since I am back on meds. You know how us mentally get.

Wilhelm:
I would not believe them.

Wenchy♥:
In fact my friend it was the GREEKS who created the wheel.

Wilhelm:
Very true

Wilhelm:
So jews are not that great.

Wenchy♥:
The Greeks (or geeks) created the wheel. Shirley Valentine said so.

Wilhelm:
But they (Jews) are great at nagging me.

Wenchy♥:
As a pretend Jew I am offended.

I have only asked you many times for cake.

Wilhelm:
LoL . I overlook your jewish part.

Wenchy♥:
The reason the Jewish people are my favourite favourite is…. (Pause for effect)

Wilhelm:
Yeeeeeees

Wenchy♥:
(I can’t be witty if you make me laugh! Oi vey!)

Wilhelm:
Lmao

Wilhelm:
Still on pause here

Wenchy♥:
The Jewish people have a wonderful manne in a treatment room

Wilhelm:
You don’t know many

Wenchy♥:
These people don’t mind my ugly ass body

Okay is probably because one pays….BUT I found a wonderful, awesome physical therapist amongst the Jewish people.

Her name is E. At first she scared me a little, like the Amish do you know

In a “I wear a dark shirt and it isn’t for fun” kinda way

Wilhelm:
I like the Amish

Wenchy♥:
You would.

Wilhelm:
I had a client named E very jewish

Wenchy♥:
Anyhow – you can’t go to her because of all the morals us Jews have.

Wilhelm:
L☺L

Wenchy♥:
I have not asked about her outlook on gay but I know being male you are out already. No massage therapy for you.

Wilhelm:
LoL I know.

So she is very jewish

Does she two young kids

Wenchy♥:
Yes uugh

Wilhelm:
LoL

Wenchy♥:
You can’t know all the jews first

Wenchy♥:
You are like Hitler minus an army

Wilhelm:
Her youngest child is just on a year

Wilhelm:
LoL

Wenchy♥:
I say “this is my friend..” and they do kiss kiss “hello Wil!”

Wilhelm:
LoL

Wenchy♥:
Sigh of relief. My E’s kids are older.

Wilhelm:
Oh ok cool

Wenchy♥:
Anyway this was my 2nd treatment

Wilhelm:
How much older is her kids?

That’s good and she helped?

Wenchy♥:
(I asked what mental illnesses her kids have, not their ages)

Wilhelm:
Oh ok .

Wenchy♥:
She makes me scream with non delight! …if she told me to promise never to mix milk and meat again I wouldn’t.

She is like magic. She is fabulous.

Wilhelm:
I know what you meant

Wenchy♥:
You are clever that way. I don’t have dumb friends.

Wilhelm:
Lmao

Wilhelm:
I just know the jewish way

Wenchy♥:
Ja. But your actually Amish.

Wenchy♥:
I can imagine you riding a cart

Wilhelm:
Yep but with my beard I could be amish or jewish

Wenchy♥:
Or a paedophile?

Wenchy♥:
They like to hide behind beards

Wenchy♥:
And bushes

Wilhelm:
Indeed they do

Wenchy♥:
Maybe even just generally they like a small hide

Wenchy♥:
Btw –

Wilhelm:
I don’t like bugs so no bushes for me

Wenchy♥:
Just so you know, being gay is liking men. Paedophile is generally just not bloody proper but gay has nothing to do with it. Although I am sure you can be both. Like happy and gay?

Wilhelm:
LoL . Indeed

Wenchy♥:
We must NEVER be friends with paedophiles, in my head they not happy, or gay.

Wilhelm:
Although most paedophiles are straight

Wenchy♥:
They ugly bastards either way …. I just don’t know their look exactly

Wilhelm:
LoL I do agree with you

Wilhelm:
Hi jammer jy hoor so min van my! So besig met al die funksies! Was juis gisteraand op ‘n viagra bekendstelling! Genade was dit nou ‘n stywe affere!!!X_X

Wenchy♥:
Now you interfered our reasonable discussion with a joke which at least 3 of our mutual friends will send me.

Wilhelm:
LoL @ the mutual friend comment

Wenchy♥:
If I was catholic I would be making that sign

Wenchy♥:
Did you know my car is catholic?

Wilhelm:
Oh ok

Wilhelm:
Why is that

Wilhelm:
Did you have it blessed

Wenchy♥:
It bears a rosary, people say lots of our fathers and hail marys when I drive

Wenchy♥:
That’s an idea

Wilhelm:
Indeed

Wilhelm:
My Lebanese friends have everything they buy blessed

Wenchy♥:
My car can’t get blessed by non proper people

Wenchy♥:
Lebanese friends.

Wenchy♥:
I think you must say acquaintances

Wenchy♥:
They bloody scary

Wilhelm:
Why ?

Wenchy♥:
None of them ever work!

Wilhelm:
They not scary

Wenchy♥:
Gamble is not a profession Wil!

Wenchy♥:
They very mobster like

Wilhelm:
Nope

Wilhelm:
Italians are mobster like

Wenchy♥:
Italians I don’t give much thought only in so far as in choosing a restaurant

Hi jammer jy hoor so min van my! So besig met al die funksies! Was juis gisteraand op ‘n viagra bekendstelling! Genade was dit nou ‘n stywe affere!!!X_X

Wenchy♥:
See!!!!! I got the joke again.

Wilhelm:
Why did you send it back to me

Wenchy♥:
So you can enjoy it AGAIN

Wilhelm:
LoL

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3 thoughts on “Did i tell u my car is Catholic?

  1. My abs haven’t had a work out like that in years! I laughed so much now that my housemates came in and demanded I share whatever I’m having cause it must be good!

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