Wil and I started off discussing the book “Alice in Wonderland” during which I called him a giant tea pot. 🙂
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Wenchy♥, Wilhelm
Wilhelm:
I l♡ve Alice.
Wenchy♥:
Also me. However, the dear writer was a bit of a touchy feely type with issues that allowed him to write Alice -that wasn’t cool. I did read a book about the disturbed chap.
I must not confuse Alice Cooper with Carol “what’s his touch” who wrote dear Alice.
Trying so hard not to google his name right now.
Wilhelm:
L☺L I have no clue
But while you google it I will be back in a while.
Wenchy♥:
Asshole. You know me too well.
Wilhelm:
LoL 😀 indeed.
You know the jews are a wonderful people.
Wilhelm:
And why is that?
Wenchy♥:
Lewis Carroll – there you have it. The writer of our Alice.
You see the Jews are very proper. They created the wheel.
Wilhelm:
So they say.
Wenchy♥:
Okay I am probably just talking crap since I am back on meds. You know how us mentally get.
Wilhelm:
I would not believe them.
Wenchy♥:
In fact my friend it was the GREEKS who created the wheel.
Wilhelm:
Very true
Wilhelm:
So jews are not that great.
Wenchy♥:
The Greeks (or geeks) created the wheel. Shirley Valentine said so.
Wilhelm:
But they (Jews) are great at nagging me.
Wenchy♥:
As a pretend Jew I am offended.
I have only asked you many times for cake.
Wilhelm:
LoL . I overlook your jewish part.
Wenchy♥:
The reason the Jewish people are my favourite favourite is…. (Pause for effect)
Wilhelm:
Yeeeeeees
Wenchy♥:
(I can’t be witty if you make me laugh! Oi vey!)
Wilhelm:
Lmao
Wilhelm:
Still on pause here
Wenchy♥:
The Jewish people have a wonderful manne in a treatment room
Wilhelm:
You don’t know many
Wenchy♥:
These people don’t mind my ugly ass body
Okay is probably because one pays….BUT I found a wonderful, awesome physical therapist amongst the Jewish people.
Her name is E. At first she scared me a little, like the Amish do you know
In a “I wear a dark shirt and it isn’t for fun” kinda way
Wilhelm:
I like the Amish
Wenchy♥:
You would.
Wilhelm:
I had a client named E very jewish
Wenchy♥:
Anyhow – you can’t go to her because of all the morals us Jews have.
Wilhelm:
L☺L
Wenchy♥:
I have not asked about her outlook on gay but I know being male you are out already. No massage therapy for you.
Wilhelm:
LoL I know.
So she is very jewish
Does she two young kids
Wenchy♥:
Yes uugh
Wilhelm:
LoL
Wenchy♥:
You can’t know all the jews first
Wenchy♥:
You are like Hitler minus an army
Wilhelm:
Her youngest child is just on a year
Wilhelm:
LoL
Wenchy♥:
I say “this is my friend..” and they do kiss kiss “hello Wil!”
Wilhelm:
LoL
Wenchy♥:
Sigh of relief. My E’s kids are older.
Wilhelm:
Oh ok cool
Wenchy♥:
Anyway this was my 2nd treatment
Wilhelm:
How much older is her kids?
That’s good and she helped?
Wenchy♥:
(I asked what mental illnesses her kids have, not their ages)
Wilhelm:
Oh ok .
Wenchy♥:
She makes me scream with non delight! …if she told me to promise never to mix milk and meat again I wouldn’t.
She is like magic. She is fabulous.
Wilhelm:
I know what you meant
Wenchy♥:
You are clever that way. I don’t have dumb friends.
Wilhelm:
Lmao
Wilhelm:
I just know the jewish way
Wenchy♥:
Ja. But your actually Amish.
Wenchy♥:
I can imagine you riding a cart
Wilhelm:
Yep but with my beard I could be amish or jewish
Wenchy♥:
Or a paedophile?
Wenchy♥:
They like to hide behind beards
Wenchy♥:
And bushes
Wilhelm:
Indeed they do
Wenchy♥:
Maybe even just generally they like a small hide
Wenchy♥:
Btw –
Wilhelm:
I don’t like bugs so no bushes for me
Wenchy♥:
Just so you know, being gay is liking men. Paedophile is generally just not bloody proper but gay has nothing to do with it. Although I am sure you can be both. Like happy and gay?
Wilhelm:
LoL . Indeed
Wenchy♥:
We must NEVER be friends with paedophiles, in my head they not happy, or gay.
Wilhelm:
Although most paedophiles are straight
Wenchy♥:
They ugly bastards either way …. I just don’t know their look exactly
Wilhelm:
LoL I do agree with you
Wilhelm:
Hi jammer jy hoor so min van my! So besig met al die funksies! Was juis gisteraand op ‘n viagra bekendstelling! Genade was dit nou ‘n stywe affere!!!X_X
Wenchy♥:
Now you interfered our reasonable discussion with a joke which at least 3 of our mutual friends will send me.
Wilhelm:
LoL @ the mutual friend comment
Wenchy♥:
If I was catholic I would be making that sign
Wenchy♥:
Did you know my car is catholic?
Wilhelm:
Oh ok
Wilhelm:
Why is that
Wilhelm:
Did you have it blessed
Wenchy♥:
It bears a rosary, people say lots of our fathers and hail marys when I drive
Wenchy♥:
That’s an idea
Wilhelm:
Indeed
Wilhelm:
My Lebanese friends have everything they buy blessed
Wenchy♥:
My car can’t get blessed by non proper people
Wenchy♥:
Lebanese friends.
Wenchy♥:
I think you must say acquaintances
Wenchy♥:
They bloody scary
Wilhelm:
Why ?
Wenchy♥:
None of them ever work!
Wilhelm:
They not scary
Wenchy♥:
Gamble is not a profession Wil!
Wenchy♥:
They very mobster like
Wilhelm:
Nope
Wilhelm:
Italians are mobster like
Wenchy♥:
Italians I don’t give much thought only in so far as in choosing a restaurant
Hi jammer jy hoor so min van my! So besig met al die funksies! Was juis gisteraand op ‘n viagra bekendstelling! Genade was dit nou ‘n stywe affere!!!X_X
Wenchy♥:
See!!!!! I got the joke again.
Wilhelm:
Why did you send it back to me
Wenchy♥:
So you can enjoy it AGAIN
Wilhelm:
LoL
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