Smoke gets in your eyes…when you win with @joburgtheatre #BoysintheBandSA!

Dear friends,

My apologies, for posting so late, but here in the platteland (I am in Swellendam at @SirNoid’s parents), time has another meaning!

The winner to tickets to see #BoysintheBandSA on 1 October 2013 is:

*Gutsy123 and Rodney Long!*

Enjoy the show and thank you @joburgtheatre for the generosity!

I wish you enough.

WOULDN’T IT BE NICE? Ticket give-away for #BoysintheBand @joburgtheatre

Boys in the band press release

Boys in the Band celebrates the world’s greatest hits from the most iconic bands of the 20th century! The show features four of the most talented, versatile, handsome and hip young guys in the entertainment industry today and is backed by their own sensational band, The Players.

The show features such classic tunes as Walk Like a Man, Sherry, Can’t Buy Me Love, Let it Be, Hey Jude, Imagine, Blame it on the Boogie, ABC, Unchained Melody, Bridge Over Troubled Water, Surfin’ USA, Good Vibrations, Night Fever and Staying Alive and also includes medleys of the biggest mega hits the world has known.

Boys in the Band are excited to perform their first concert season at the Mandela Theatre, Johannesburg South Africa.

I have two double tickets to give away! How fabulous is that!

To win tickets to this show, on 1 October 2013, all you need to do is answer this easy question:

1.  Which theatre will #BoysintheBand be performing in?

2. Please leave your answer in the comment section (top right hand corner click on “leave a message”.

3. There will be two winners, each receiving two tickets to dance and sing to the well known songs we all know.

4. Winners will be announced on my blog, tomorrow 28 September 2013 at 6pm.

I wish you enough,

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9 INCHES LONG ISLAND ICED TEA – The final frontier – @Beefcakes_JHB & @TasteofJoburg Results

Hello darlings –

With thanks to you all who love a sensual combination of sticky melon liqueur, for entering WENCHY’S THE FINAL DRAW (reminds me of a cowboy scene, guns pointed, very macho!).

Our generous sponsor has provided me with FIVE double tickets to give away, so today your changes is at its peak! (with an orgy of white spirits on the side).

The WINNERS, chosen by having my Mom (LOL) by selecting random numbers are:

  • Lloyd Loots – two tickets for you
  • Wilma van der Westhuizen – two tickets for you
  • Cindy Kritzinger – two tickets for you
  • Weslee Lauder – two tickets for you
  • Michael – two tickets for you
  • and because Summertime Soda is always Summer in a Glass, a sixth lucky number, to a Mr. Fox.

Please make sure I have your correct e-mail addresses and thank you for visiting my blog, having fun on Twitter, and just being crush mint and lime wedges fabulous!

Tickets will be e-mailed to all the winners next week, with my love and I hope you have a smooth frozen blend of Brazilian Cachaca time at this fabulous event: @TasteofJoburg


TODAY would have been an amazing time for a frozen flamingo, but alas I will claim same from @Gordon_Grieve on my return from the Cape!


A smooth frozen Strawberry Daiquiri. Brazilian Cachaca, strawberry extract and strawberry puree

I wish you enough,

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Antici……pation! @Beefcakes_JHB at @TasteofJoburg – Final Giveaway!

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Today as we verge on the weekend I have kept the most luscious @TasteofJoburg Restaurant for last:

I will let @Beefcakes_JHB speak for themselves:

In 1959 a practically nude man, oiled, with rippling muscles, struck a pose and the camera went ‘click’. The Beefcake was born! Since that moment men (and yes, women too!) have been admiring the male form and drooling over their fine physics.

Meanwhile hungry Americans were creating a mouthwatering jaw-dropping masterpiece to fill their ever increasing waists ; a half-pound beef burger appropriately named a Beefcake.

What better way to combine both fine form and fine food than at Beefcakes Burger Bar. Inspired by the heydays of the 50’s and the trend setting styles of Miami’s South Beach where Flamingo’s flock to be surrounded by camp chic and a touch of madness

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Featuring Mr Gay South Africa 2014 Finalist, @Gordon_Grieve as the Manager of the Johannesburg Beefcakes branch, you can only just imagine why this is such a popular hangout.


Executive Chef, Wonderful Ndhlovu creates masterpieces named “Sugar Daddy”, “Greek God” and “Muscle Mary” …..who knows what will be served up by your topless, gorgeous waitron? How does this sound?

BROKEBACK – Pitch a tent for this camp-style feast! Spicy chorizo sausage sliced and placed on top of melted mature cheddar cheese, and caramalised onion.

It makes me the room service all the way diva want to grab a tent and pitch!


The happy endings with Priscilla Queen of the Dessert will have me singing “I am who I am” until you beg for mercy!

Today is your day to get lucky. Leg on over…. and enter the competition that has many tickets to Bitchy Bingo and Drag… and I’m not talking racing!

1. For Fore Play, make sure you have liked the Twitter and/or Facebook accounts of both @Beefcakes_JHB and @TasteofJoburg.

2. Answer this easy question: @Gordon_Grieve is the Manager of which restaurant with Wonderful Ndhlovu as their Executive Chef? Click on “leave a comment” at the top of the page, and leave your answer in the comment section.

3. I will be giving away FIVE sets of two tickets… so you have to enter NOW! It will be a rough ride to the end…

4. The draw will be TONIGHT at 9pm.

I wish you enough,

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No need 2 Thai 4 Tickets! The winner of today’s give away is…..


Thank you for a race right up to the last moment! I am so pleased that everyone is so eager to get tickets for @TasteofJoburg! I trust you have all followed @TasteofJoburg on FaceBook and/or liked this fabulous event on Twitter. I would be very sad if you did not. A sad #wenchy is NOT a pretty sight.

The lucky draw winner this evening: Georgina Guedes

Congratulations to our lucky winner of FOUR tickets to @TasteofJoburg. Don’t despair, we not quite done with the ticket give-aways as yet.

I wish you enough,